Kate's Take

Hi there! I'm Kate - sometimes Katie, never Katriana. *gags* It sounds waaay too girly.

Ya' know what? This whole posts reminds me of an article I read in the AG mag like, forever ago.

It was a question:

What is one thing that no one would ever guess about you?

 

Well, my answer is....

a two-parter.

#1. I'm am *so* not a girly girl despite the atrocious outfit I was forced to wear. Look at that word - atrocious!

Kit would be so proud.

#2. I'm the same epic Katie you all know and LOVE.

You don't believe it, do you?

Well, you see.... I've always been a redhead. *cough cough* It was just that when I was little, all of the kids would tease me endlessly - 'carrot corkscrews' they called me. >:\

SO. ANNOYING. THEY WERE SUCH ANNOYING BEINGS.

But no fear, I'm here! You haven't seen ME for a while, have you? Well, since I had bleached my hair blonde for the LONGEST time, I had to let my spunk back. :D

Honestly, I think my hair fits my personality.

I'M SUPER BOINGY AND FIERY! (ask my sistas. THEY KNOW HOW FIERY I AM)

boingy is SO a word.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I look so different, don't I?! XD XD XD

WELL IT IS STILL ME.

is that a tree?! OOH. I'M BEHIND THE TREE.

 

MAAAAAAAAAADI YOU LET AN INANIMATE OBJECT BECOME THE FOCUS.

So, what else am I supposed to say, now that you know I'm back, and I'm ME? My awesome, epic, super boingy ME!

^ I've always wanted to put springs on the bottom of these platform sandals. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW AWESOME THAT WOULD BEEEEEE?

Bark?! SERIOUSLY?! I DON'T EVEN LIKE DOGS.

Actually, I do. They make for quite interesting stories. XD XD XD

AND GO AHEAD AND CALL ME CARROT CORKSCREWS.

 

IDCA.

(I don't care anymore)

But I like being me. OOOOOOOOOH DO YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE COOLEST LATEST PRANK I DID?

You're gonna wanna hear this.

OKAY SO (look at how awesome and INNOCENT I look up there. *evil laugh* HA HA HA no.)........

I filled all of Jules' shampoo bottles with liquid glue. *dies laughing* XD XD XD XD IT WAS SO HYSTERICALLLLLLL.......

(and yes, I know what you're thinking. 'Wait, doesn't that wash out?' CONGRATS. YES IT DOES. But she likes to let her special fancy shampoo 'set' whatever that's supposed to do. AND I GOT THE QUICK DRY KIND. XD XD)

Wanna know another prank I did?

I took all of the vegetables and dipped them in frosting and put them in the freezer. XD XD XD XD YOU SHOULDA SEEN JOSIE'S FACE.

My next victim *ahem* was Elly. I put squeaky toys on the bottom her boots. XD That was funny. It didn't last very long, but long enough for laughs.

Samantha's writing was fun to prank, but I didn't do much of it. You see, she had just written this super sweet MUSHY KERSQUIRSHY love scene... so I took the page and replaced it with a death. XD AND THEN SHE GAVE IT TO SOMEONE TO READ. *dies laughing* This is such a fun post to write. XD XD XD YOU GUYS NOW KNOW A LOT OF MY SECRETS.

OKAY NEXT UP WAS MADI.

I exchanged her typical USB drive and put a new one - titled it the same and made the same folders and everything - in its place.

SHE PANICKED AND IT WAS SO HYSTERICAL.

Like, she was throwing the USB drive and yelling that she would NEVER touch another one of those 'horrid, absolutely evil things'.

 

 

 

 

Guys, I still haven't told her I have her pictures.

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

And then Mia. (can you tell I'm doing a rundown of all of my pranks?)

I got in trouble for this one...

 

BUT IT WAS AWESOME.

I double knotted the ribbons of her pointe shoes about ten times. XD XD OVER AND OVER AND OVER. And she *still* hasn't gotten them out. (*ahem* that was last night, okay?)

 

Last one - Kit. (GUYS LOOK I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PRANK AMY BECAUSE SHE'S SO SENSITIVE. IT STINKS 'CAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO PUT CAYENNE PEPPER IN HER TEA BAGS BUT JOSIE GOT L4TL TO INTERVENE. That was disappointing.)

 

I stacked all of her books and triplewrapped them in plasticwrap. XD XD She didn't dare cut it for fear of damaging her PRECIOUS BOOKS (imo, nasty things..).

 

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT:

 

ME.

 

- BEA -

(be epic always)

 

K A T E